Sunday, June 28, 2009

Operation Captain England Tasks 1-4

1. Meet someone named Seamus. Calmly remark that you supported Bulgaria in the Quidditch World Cup.

2. Take a picture on Abbey Road in the Beatles pose. Be the first in line and wear all white.

3. When there is an awkward pause in a conversation with someone from England, shift your eyes around nervously and in a low drone, mutter "bluhhhdyyyy" in a stretched-out fashion. This should last at least 3-4 seconds, and make sure to avoid eye contact.

4. Get some Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Determine if they are better than standard American chocolate.

Scratched: Among a group of soccer fans, say "I'm really glad David Beckham went to the LA Galaxy. He deserved to play in a place where fans actually appreciate him and genuinely understand the game."
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5 comments:

  1. DJune 28, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    Are you trying to get her beat up?

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  2. MWenJune 28, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    -_-. this has david gao written all over it. maybe this was a bad idea.

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  3. CaptainJune 29, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    LOL how about... I'll buy the milk, small talk the cashier about David Beckham+LA Galaxy, and then top it with a bluhhhdyyy? I think I can get away with that... haha

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  4. Through Heart-Shaped GlassesJune 29, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    LOL seeeeriously! I want to add to this task list :P

    ooooh goodness, I bet it was DGao!!!

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  5. JennyJuly 2, 2009 at 5:33 AM

    I want to add to this task list as well! :)

    5. Hit on a Brit using the American-est of all American pick up lines. The cornier, the better. The geekier (science/math status)...double the brownie points :)

    and yes, it's 5:30 in the morning...darn my summer insomnia, haha <3

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